Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Weds September 24th 2008

***BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS!***


ZACHARY GERMAN CALLS OUT DARYL FOR SUCKING






******IMPORTANT ASS NEWS IMPORTANT ASSS NEWS IMPORTANT ASS NEWS******


1) This just in Mike Young enjoys eating pizza while walking down the sidewalk
2) Who is this masked man? Who does he truly love?
3) Ellen St. Francis likes LIKES Daryl. Daryl is working too hard to notice.
4) Why? Why? Why?
5) Bradley Sands Incident!

6) Zachary German wants to work for Diddy
7) Tao Lin is a trendsetter.
8) A photo of TTBs new ride.
9) Noah. Get out while you still can. Number 15.
10) Ryan Manning: loving clouds, not ladies.
11) What America needs to be. What Important Ass News is trying to bring back.


6 comments:

Zachary German said...

you just don't listen

Bradley Sands said...

That doesn't look anything like Mike Young.

Tao Lin said...

i am laughing

I am not Kek-w said...

That shirt really works for me.

LL said...

meow

daryl said...

this just in:

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