Weds September 24th 2008

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ZACHARY GERMAN CALLS OUT DARYL FOR SUCKING

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1) This just in Mike Young enjoys eating pizza while walking down the sidewalk
2) Who is this masked man? Who does he truly love?
3) Ellen St. Francis likes LIKES Daryl. Daryl is working too hard to notice.
4) Why? Why? Why?
5) Bradley Sands Incident!

6) Zachary German wants to work for Diddy
7) Tao Lin is a trendsetter.
8) A photo of TTBs new ride.
9) Noah. Get out while you still can. Number 15.
10) Ryan Manning: loving clouds, not ladies.
11) What America needs to be. What Important Ass News is trying to bring back.

Sunday, September 21. 2008

Hello everyone out there in the blogosphere. Welcome, to Important-Ass News. 

Today in America:

1) Tao Lin gloats to us about his success. Again. 

2) Zachary German keeps working hard at being the most boring blogger alive.

3) Bradley Sands really loves his blog. Too bad no one loves Bradley Sands.

4) Noah Cicero is pissed off. Has anyone told him he lives in Ohio?

5) Mike "The Indy" Bushnell finds a serious calling. 

6) Sam Pink. Who the fuck is Sam Pink?

7) I'm feelin' this? 

8) TTB gets a knee to the mystic face by The Golden Bear.

9)No banks. No gas. No Colony.

10) Now you know what TTB sounds like.

11) Why does Brandon Scott Macromell makes his blog so hard to read?

12) I'm already torn.

13) Got to love her.

14) We have just located The Industry's father. 

15) Jereme Dean. Man? Myth? Legend?

16) Ryan Manning officially dislikes The Jaguar Uprising. But obviously loves art and clouds.

17) The future is upon us. Everyone get ready.

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